Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. It wasnt? She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Okay. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. Why do you say the hand? We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. No, thats not what you do. What did we do before the ladder? Yeah. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I said: Well, they werent watchingme at night. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. You have no idea. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. I think they have been. But it was the best part of my journey. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. Cause people do that to me. -Thank you. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. Yeah. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. I make that statement, six years later, this happens. We dont care. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. Yeah, I really do. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. Just Hows this gonna go? One, two a day. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Thank you for taking a chance on me. Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. Is she gonna be OK? Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. That was big of her, so yeah. Here it is. We stand up. If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. Yep, the green beans. Everybodys fine with that. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. The writing was already on the wall her contract was up anyway in 2022 . In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. The guest list for the final show. She has dry eye and thats okay. 05:07. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. Why? "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Update this biography But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. . [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. I love that phrase. In fact, Im downin this Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. This is This is a true story. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. I mean everybody warned me. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. Lets call it sometime mid June. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Again! Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. OK. No, deathly allergic. So my entire childhood, I never had a vaccination, never had any medicine. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. You know [crowd laughs] I dont know what the requirements are to get an emotional support animal but Idont think they are too tough to Its the same doctor that prescribesmedical marijuana. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. -Are you in any pain? Id like to speak to the manager. Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. and it wasntmeant to be funny. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . I did not graduate college. You know. "The truth is, I always trust my . She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Why do you care where I get my protein? What are the kids doing? You know what I mean? And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. March 16, 2022. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Im not sure. I dont know, you know. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Happy birthday Shouldnt be a problem. -Thank you. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. Im the manager. [crowd laughs] -Why? Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Theres no reason for me to have a horn. The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. I think it sounded like that. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. It really Its like Its gonna fit. We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. Yeah. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. And this side of the table? [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. Youre vegan? Andy Lassner: (07:48) Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . We get a junk drawer. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. That Im not a dancer. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Bread has been around forever. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. Hes a handsome boy. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. Im sure you have it archived. Ellen DeGeneres should have considered laying off the jokes. dear Ellen. And some signs are easier to spot than others. These are good if I have to do this. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Im And Im kind, Im a good person. Thats what Ive noticed. Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. Have you dined with us before? The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Back that ass up Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. Thats good good advice. I dont know I am still gay by the way. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) Wait, its a sock. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. Put that in perspective. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that Its just gotten out of hand. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. Jim Jefferies: High n Dry (2023) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue SNL (2022) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle: Whats in a Name (2022) | Transcript, Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript. Its only Monday Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. Is that okay? There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. And I also want to say how sorry I am that youre not going to be able to have a graduation ceremony. Thank you. I dont No. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. I dont know if thats true. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. There were fleas everywhere. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. It is." 06 of 10. Its really working out for me now. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. They stabbed at it with their sword. These are good. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. Thank God, Ellen. We know that now. Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Does it work? Im slicing it. Nope, not going well. Maam. And anyway. I dont like to waste food. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. We never bought anything. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. Hum. By Morgan Sung. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . The bar is set pretty low at this moment. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Oh yeah! millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. 0:00. And I wantedto understand this. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Flatten it out. And it had been the whole time. I had to learn about it on the commercial. Back that ass up If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Theyre still listing the side effects. Look, theyre fine. Thats good. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. He was 40. She opens the show with an obligatory . I dont know who started that. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. Im gonna read. Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. They insist on memorizing your order. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Im just gonna keep shoes on, theyre not gonna see that. Then you go tosomebodys house and they have a shoes-off policy. I journaled and I wrote poetry. they dont know what to do. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. This is my homework for my online Spanish. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. You wont throw it away, cause what if someone finds it and opens something? That is lovely energy. No. The sentence repeats I to emphasize Libary Really? I love that expression. And the green beans on the side. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Its not important. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. 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